Just discovered that in 1970, the year of my birth, a film was released called You Can't Win 'Em All, which features a character named Josh Corey played by, of all people, Charles Bronson. It gets better: the film co-stars Tony Curtis (playing someone named Adam Dyer—now there's a great name for a poet) and they play American mercenaries in 1922 Turkey hired to guard the daughters and gold of a Turkish bigwig named Osman Bey (played by the great French poet Grégoire Aslan).

Self-googling: it's narcissistic and fun!